Movie description: "It Takes a Thief to Fuck a Thief". Did I ever tell you about the time a dog ate a dog? I was vacationing in a country villa at the time. It was a good year, the weather was beautiful, and the grass was growing so fast that I had to call the mowers every three days. But then one day the crooks showed up instead. They wanted to fuck me, but they didn't know who they were dealing with. I fucked them myself, literally...