Movie description: "And That Mommy Too". Of all the reasons people have sex, the most underrated is pity sex. Sure, love, lust, and liquid courage get all the glory, but there’s something oddly noble about tossing someone a bone out of sheer compassion. It’s like charity work, but without the tax deductions or photo ops. Think about it: the lonely widow who can’t find her soul mate, but jealous about your happiness? You just turned her dreams into a reality. Pity sex is where altruism meets anatomy, a merger of mercy and hormones. And while it may not win you awards, it can at least earn you a “Thanks, I really needed that” text, which, honestly, is the MVP of post-coital feedback. Pity sex isn’t a relationship starter, but hey, it’s great for raising self-esteem — one thrust at a time.