Movie description: "The Best Kind of Protein". Artemisia has been worrying about her appearance, especially since her hubby is working with girls much younger than her. She asks her brother-in-law, Sergeant Miles, for his opinion, to which he confirms the apparent fact that Artemisia is a sexy woman, and she has nothing to worry about. Still not convinced, Sergeant Miles reveals that he’s learned about the fountain of youth, and is willing to help Artemisia achieve what she wants.