Movie description: "Tattooed babe wants a way into porn". I like tattoos, especially when they're plastered all over a girl. What I don't like, is tattooed girls turning up late to an interview. Gives me the arsehole. At first, her excuse seemed like complete bollocks, then she mentions John, fucking honest John, the taxi driver. That dirty old bastard has fucked another girl on their way to me in his taxi. Mingebag. This chick wanted a way into porn and I said I was the man to lead her... Up the garden path.A Nyway, when I was getting my fingers wet in this chicks pussy, it was juicy, and I couldn't tell whether it was John's spunk or her pussy juice?N Ever mind I thought, every hole is a goal, and got on with the task at hand, motoring through her pussy like a cheetah on crack.I Nward and upward, that's what I always say, and as for her lateness... I managed to shoot some spunk right in her eye.P Oint blank.E Njoy.