Movie description: "The Alcumist". Since all her boyfriends have been jerks, Malina, fed up with her love life, decides to do a black magic ritual to attract a good man with whom she can fall in love. To achieve this, she needs the semen of an exemplary man, so she decides to recruit her former school teacher, Peter. The man is initially doubtful, but Malina is convincing enough to make him provide the necessary creamy ingredient for the concoction.