Movie description: "Hit, Run and Fuck". If you're fooling, be prepared to be fooled yourself. This staged crush promised to be a lucrative scam for a couple of small-time crooks. But unfortunately for them, they ran into me, and I'm sure I know how to capture my victories on camera. I'm sure you guys know that, too. Anyway, instead of hit and run, they had to deal with humiliation and penetration. Although, of course, there was a trump card up their sleeve that I had missed...